Crypto Twitter Prophecy Meme Sees Programmer ‘Eat Ass for Crypto’ to Fulfill Promise
In times of extreme drought in any market, investors tend to get creative. It is not uncommon for stock junkies to develop some sort of daily ritual in the hopes that it will one day lead to a marked increase in the price of their most favored stocks. For the cryptocurrency markets, 2018 has unfortunately been marked as a year of recovery, low prices abound following the massive Bitcoin explosion of 2017.
The cryptocurrency community is already a creative bunch, so the crypto winter of this year was met with attempts from thousands of eager investors to boost interest in the market. Some strategies included educating friends and families on the benefits provided by cryptocurrency and blockchain technology. Some rituals, however, were notably less… strategic. One man in particular has drawn the interest of many within the cryptocurrency community after he fulfilled his promise to “eat ass” to save cryptocurrency—and it seems to have worked!
A developer of the Via cryptocurrency named Romano began tweeting earlier this year that he was going to “eat the ass” of American adult actress Brenna Sparks. Sparks has been a fan of cryptocurrency for several years, consistently using her access to the public to preach about the benefits of getting involved in the cryptocurrency and blockchain markets. The tweets began a few months ago and became a consistent meme within the cryptocurrency community.
Oh god. pic.twitter.com/Eh4d5SjkOi
— [ Romano ] (@RNR_0) August 28, 2018
To the surprise (and disgust) of many within the community, Romano was able to secure his clandestine date with Brenna Sparks and her most popular private part. The two met, along with adult actress Bobbi Dylan, in Las Vegas. Pictures and videos were uploaded to Twitter as de facto proof of the meeting, and it was recorded in the extensive annals of cryptocurrency meme history that Romano’s outlandish promise to “eat ass” for cryptocurrency was actualized in a dark Las Vegas hotel room.
According to Sparks, Dylan is yet another adult actress deeply interested in cryptocurrency technology, having become initially involved in the markets when she heard about Sparks’ original cryptocurrency miner designs that she had created.
The Market… Moves?
Once again to the surprise (and disgust) of millions, the ass-eating seems to have been at least marginally successful in saving cryptocurrency. To be fair, the price of Bitcoin had begun its rise on Sunday, days before the rendezvous took place in Las Vegas. However, it has continued to climb, and so the question remains: is “eating ass” the new strategy to push for increased prices within cryptocurrency markets?
All joking aside, the cryptocurrency markets seem to be in a relatively good position, especially compared to this same time last week. The community is relatively hopeful, and people have been spurred onto the “moon train” by the fulfillment of Romano’s promise regarding Brenna Sparks and her ass. Though it is unclear whether the incident will have a lasting effect on the price of cryptocurrency, one fact remains relatively obvious:
It can’t hurt.